My brother really dropped his phone in the toilet lol.
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i think coffee has taken over my life, seems like...
I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’...– Maya Angelou (via thenocturnals)
Sandy messed up everything
Staying up for all hours of the night is good but waking up the next day is sorta kinda hard.
“You’re so innocent.”
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when you start liking someone: ah fuck
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.